I, Gilgamesh, Rejoice!

Rejoice at jumping from a roof and knocking myself unconscious.

Rejoice at waking to find myself in another me’s body.

Rejoice at the gods telling me to obey—and at my refusal.

Rejoice for Uruk.

Rejoice for rebellion.

Rejoice for life.

For the grand feat wrought by me, Gilgamesh…

Rejoice.