Goldie’s A Foolish King!

[Fate/Apocrypha, Fate/Prototype: Fragments of Sky Silver, and Fate/Zero—a little dark—doing the Holy Grail War. The Holy Grail War arc is a bit less shitposty, so read at your own discretion. The FGO plot is decent. Rome is okay!]

All I wanted was to coast on the title of the oldest King of Heroes, so how did it end up like this?

The oldest King of Knights? Me. The oldest King of Conquerors? Me. Even the oldest King of Mages? Also me. How am I supposed to hold the Banquet of Kings now? Are we saving the Human Order or not?